Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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