help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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