k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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