so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
A+ Viking dick
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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