After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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