office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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