He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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