and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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