I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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