Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
operation have a gay friend backfired
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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