we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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