girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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