Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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