yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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