He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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