sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i now understand why vodka
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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