I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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