Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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