So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
