So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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