she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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