He uses pillows to masturbate.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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