At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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