She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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