He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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