Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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