2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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