I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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