I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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