I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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