it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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