now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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