Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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