I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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