Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
