yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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