I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Randomize
