i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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