quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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