Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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