How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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