Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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