How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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