is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We are all done wearing pants today
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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