you guys were way drunker than both of me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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