Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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