Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
