what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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