he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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