My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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