Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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